Bill Gates’ I’m a PC Autoresponder

From: Bill Gates
To: Tom from MBILF
Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:48:20 +0000
Subject: Out of Office AutoReply: In a world without walls, who needs
Windows?

this is an exciting time… wait, you know what? it’s always an exciting time. i am as excited and passionate about Microsoft as i was when we were Micro-soft. the goal never changes for us, so everyday seems like the first day, and the first day was really just about one thing: connecting people.

maybe this didn’t answer your question at all. but I wanted to say it anyway. i mean, this is an auto-response email. and i will try to answer a few of them, but they will all say the same exact thing…

this is an amazing company. and, yes, the future really is delicious.

Mmmmmm…

Bill

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1 Comment »

  1. NotBill had this to say,

    September 20, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

    You’d think a man with a reputation of being fairly intelligent would capitalize sentences and write above third grade reading level. This sounds more like Ballmer to me…

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